theycallhimstrider:

Why do you fear the past?
You are Isildur’s Heir not Isildur himself.

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)

incorrecttolkienquotes:

absynthe—minded:

This book cover is everything to me. Look at how few shits Galadriel is giving about how there’s a guy bleeding to death on her front lawn. Look at the guy holding up his injured buddy like “I’m really sorry, he does this all the time.” Check out the glorious non-canon adventure possibilities.

We interrupt your normal quote schedule with this puzzling cover. Because you all deserve to see it.

The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep. One last time.

(Source: wrathandruin)

thewormstache:

l-o-t-r:

"He [Viggo Mortensen] was standing behind the camera throwing the apples … And I’ve never seen him so happy."

Billy Boyd

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militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

(Source: aposan)

(Source: tlotrgifs)