waitingforthetrains:

My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.

(Source: nerdreamer)

(Source: anhaga)

(Source: hiddleswan)

rhade-zapan:

The Witch King by Alan Lee

rhade-zapan:

The Witch King by Alan Lee

ohpippins:

lord of the rings colour analysis inspired by x

(Source: mjolnr)

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

(Source: k009)

*cuddles with* No reason, I just don’t want to offend your tastebuds. =v=
=w= *kisses cheek* Silly king~
XD Don’t be offended when I turn down the offer to try it, I’ll leave dishes like that to you.
XD Why would I be offended, love? *hugs tight*

… did I just stab my gums with a fucking carrot?

yes. Yes, I did.